Some jokes on marwari.
Marwari: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwari: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwari:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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A Marwari on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwari:To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Quon khula hai ? ?
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Ek Marwari 14th floor se neche gira. Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Marwari ne Ek Amir ko khoon dey k uski jaan bach gaya. Amir ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Amir ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Marwari ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Amir ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Marwari:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Amir :Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwari ka khoon dor raha hai
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A Marwari called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word..
Marwari: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwari: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ........... .
Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .
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Marwari to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Ek baal toota to naya quon le rahe ho ?
Marwari: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
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Titanic K Sath Marwari Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwari:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
Author: Amit Agarwal
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On 26 August 2009 7:35:00 PM Gopal Agarwal said :